here're some lines (joke) from the emails Wan sent me some days ago:

Teacher & Student(s)
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America ..
Maria: Here it is.
Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Class: Maria.
(ok that's common but it's still cute!)

Teacher: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald: H I J K L M N O.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Donald: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Winnie: Me!
(haha! cheeky!)

Teacher: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Harold: A teacher
(AHH MY FAVOURITE LOLZXX)

Before & After Marriage (mixture of English and Malay lang, sorry)
1. ANGKATKAN BEG
Before: Come syg, let me carry the bag 4 u. Kesian u...
After: Beg u pun u malas nak bawak. Lain kali jgn bawa beg ah!

2. TERSUNGKUR BATU
Before: Syg, u ok? Bodoh nye batu! Nak pegi hospital?
After: Jln betul2 la! Buta ke? Batu tu macam besar pun tak nampak!

3. PAKAI SEXY
Before: Lawanye u pakai baju ni. Turn on!
After: Hey, tak tau malu eh? Tgk nampak longkang tu! Babat berlapis2! Awak pakai, saya yg malu tau!

4. MANJA DI PUBLIC
Before: Manjanye syg i ni. Mcm i nak gigit2, nak romen dgn u skrg jugak!
After: Oi! Org tgk ah! Dah tua pun tak malu ke?

5. KEMPUNAN
Before: U nak makan burger ramly? Ok, besok i masuk JB belikan u eh syg..
After: Burger McDonald pun sama pe! Jgn cerewet ah! Makan je!

6. KECANTIKAN
Before: Kalau pakai make - up tebal pun dia kata cantik.
After: Ape ni make up mcm tepung gomak? Wayang pekji pun ka lah tau! Bulan2 asyik beli make up je!

7. KEKAYAAN
Before: U takde bnyk duit pun, i tetap syg u. Kekayaan tk menjanji kan kebahagiaan.
After: Tu la, dulu tak nak blajar betul2. Skrg baru nak menyesal! Duit tong sampah bulan ni camne?

8. SEX
Before: Kalau kita kawin, hari2 i nak *ahem* dgn u.
After: Eh, i penat tau! Ingat i robot ke? Gatal!

9. KESABARAN
Before: Sudah lah syg, jgn merajuk. Ye lah , i sa lah . I minta maaf. Maafkan i eh?
After: Dah buat sa lah tak nak mengaku. Tau nak merajuk je. Awak punye pasal ah! Tak kuasa aku!

10. MASAKAN
Before: Sedapnye u masak (walaupun tak sedap)
After: Mak u tak ajar masak ke? Ni Nasi lemak ke nasi basi?

11. DUIT NO PROBLEM
Before: Syg, kita mkn dekat restoran mahal tu eh? Mahal takpela, skali skala...
After: Mak oi! Pe mahal! Da la! Mee grg mamak pat haig rd lagi sedap. Tak mau ah!

12. LUV PEGI LUV BALIK
Before: Bye syg, I luv u too. Muaks! Miss u lah syg (padahal smlm baru jumpe).
After: Ah, ok bye! Tak bole lah . Kawan i ade ni! Bye la bye la!

:D i especially love #2! coz it reminded me of this incident that happened during this chalet.. we were riding our bicycles and i ran into this semi-huge rock that was clearly visible despite that it was at night and there were only the dim orange lights.. everyone was having a good time laughing hahaha. t'was embarassing but whatever. lol.

anyway, i'm currently anticipating with major excitement for the enrolment package from TP to be sent by post. yes, i got accepted and i'm gonna take up that blabla course and i hope that my Plan B, which is to apply again next year at SP (for a better course) will work out well as it did for TP. *prays*


BUT!


on the contrary to the fact that i'm not all psyched for Info-Comm, i'm pretty stoked to get back to school. oh, and especially the privilege for student transport fare aka bus/mrt concession!! :D well i know it's gonna cost a lot more than secondary sch bus/mrt concession, but at least that beats having to top-up $10 every 2-3 days. oh how fun.

later.